Shows

Tuesday, December 11th

6:00 PM

Fish n Bits

fish n bits mic

6:00 PM

Fish n Bits

Enjoy some British delicacies like dry humour, absurd surrealism and silly accents as comics get two and a half minutes of stage time. The bucket is always open so late comers are welcome. This mic is also pro shorts on stage when the weather is nice enough. It is also the world’s first and only cryptocurrency themed comedy night, where host Dominic Fogarty provides a weekly update of crypto prices in real time

  • Upstairs
No one likes you…….GOOD!
       Welcome to The Dump!: A Goddamn Storytelling Show!
        This is where Jake Hart(RISK!; Nights of Our Lives) hosts NYC’s funniest storytellers & YOU! Get 6 MINUTES of stage time to tell any ONE true story ya’ll want.  No themes, no judgments.  Just a room full of shitty people scrambling for a reason to live.
  • Downstairs
The Hungry Kitty is a fun & supportive open mic hosted by Stacey Kulow & Bryan Morris. We’re a well-adjusted comedy couple, so that’s weird! Tuesday is our one night away from our catso help us make it count! Mic runs from 8-10. First 35 to sign up, go up.
  • Upstairs

Paul, Khalil, and Jared host with music from Allison Soul

  • Bryan Yang
  • Trina Alper
  • Ishmael Gaynor
  • Danette Rodriguez

Open Mic-“Rapid Fire”
Free!
Tuesdays 11:00pm
Taco Tuesday- $5 Taco & Tecate
Hosted by Michelle Slonim

—3 minutes—
lottery early bucket and late bucket

Wednesday, December 12th

  • Downstairs

Find Your Brand: we’re all going to die. In the meantime, let’s find our brands. 3 minutes. Win an early spot the following week if you stay until the end.

There are only like 2 people that are actually FROM New York City. Everybody else came from small hamlets and villages and townships from all over the world. Every third Tuesday, Trey Galyon brings you the best comics in town that aren’t from in town. Bring your yearbooks and wear your letter-jackets to show your hometown pride.

Don’t start none, won’t be none.

10:00 PM

Kangaroo Court

Kangaroo Court

10:00 PM

Kangaroo Court

We live in a time where our country hasn’t been more divided since the Civil War. America is plagued by polarizing issues, like whether a real feminist uses diva cups or tampons, who is the worst Wahlburg, and whether tall men are actually better than short men (they are).

Thankfully, we have comedians, the wisest and most ethical intellectuals in the world, to settle these debates for good. Join host Faisal Alam, a celebrity judge, and the rest of the audience as we vote to decide which side is right once and for all at Kangaroo Court!

11:00 PM

Lizard Brain

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11:00 PM

Lizard Brain

  • Downstairs

Every Wednesday at 11:00, Lizzie Cassidy will give you 3 minutes to tell jokes, curse, rant, read poetry (please don’t read poetry) and drink booze. We’re gonna have a real good time together. Come on down! And tell people we have punch and pie. More people will come if they think we have punch and pie

Thursday, December 13th

6:00 PM

Free Murda

6:00 PM

Free Murda

  • Downstairs

Hosted by Shane Gayle

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