Shows

Tuesday, April 24th

6:00 PM

Fish n Bits

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6:00 PM

Fish n Bits

Enjoy some British delicacies like dry humour, absurd surrealism and silly accents as comics get two and a half minutes of stage time. The bucket is always open so late comers are welcome. This mic is also pro shorts on stage when the weather is nice enough. It is also the world’s first and only cryptocurrency themed comedy night, where host Dominic Fogarty provides a weekly update of crypto prices in real time

Comedian/Producer Brandon Collins explores his suburban upbringing, recent marriage and strange obsession with Harry Potter durinng this hilarious showcase at the Creek and the Cave in Long Island City! Don’t miss this up and coming comedian and some of his favorite fellow comics!
  • Downstairs

‘Sup is an open mic that showcases female, queer, and gender non-conforming voices. It is an experimental space for people to try new things and express themselves.

It’s fun & chill. Come try stuff.

No one likes you…….GOOD!
       Welcome to The Dump!: A Goddamn Storytelling Show!
        This is where Jake Hart(RISK!; Nights of Our Lives) hosts NYC’s funniest storytellers & YOU! Get 8 MINUTES of stage time to tell any ONE true story ya’ll want.  No themes, no judgments.  Just a room full of shitty people scrambling for a reason to live.

Open Mic-“Rapid Fire”
Free!
Tuesdays 11:00pm
Taco Tuesday- $5 Taco & Tecate
Hosted by Michelle Slonim

—3 minutes—
lottery early bucket and late bucket

Wednesday, April 25th

6:00 PM

Ragtag Team

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6:00 PM

Ragtag Team

  • Downstairs

Good news, Misfits! We’re putting together a Ragtag Team every Wednesday night at 6pm. Come join our merry band, where you’ll have 5 minutes to work on your new jokes. Names pulled from the bucket. Hosted by Kaity Neagle and Irene Hartmann

Comedian/Producer Brandon Collins explores his suburban upbringing, recent marriage and strange obsession with Harry Potter durinng this hilarious showcase at the Creek and the Cave in Long Island City! Don’t miss this up and coming comedian and some of his favorite fellow comics!

8:00 PM

LAN Party

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8:00 PM

LAN Party

“LAN Party is a comedy show hosted by the creators of Hard Drive, the video game section of The Hard Times! Each month, a guest comedian plays one of their favorite video games in front of a live audience and, along with a panel, rips it apart with jokes. Plus, the whole thing is live-streamed right onto the internet, so you can join in and interact with the show no matter where you live!”

http://thehardtimes.net/hard-drive/
https://twitter.com/harddrivemag
https://www.facebook.com/harddrivemag/
https://www.instagram.com/harddrivenews/

We’re taking the piss out of people’s assumptions, prejudices, stereotypes…running everything up to the ridiculous “inevitable conclusions” of letting certain dumb shit go unquestioned.

Featuring standup from four of NYC’s best comedians, gathering after to riff on each other’s least favorite assumptions and those of our crowd, and a special message of the week from our host, Kat Burdick.

11:00 PM

Punch & Pie

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11:00 PM

Punch & Pie

  • Downstairs

Every Wednesday at 11:00, Matthew Tenenbaum will give you 3 minutes to tell jokes, curse, rant, read poetry (please don’t read poetry) and drink booze. We’re gonna have a real good time together. Come on down! And tell people we have punch and pie. More people will come if they think we have punch and pie

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