Shows

Sunday, November 4th

The Original NYC Talent show is a real New York tradition. It’s an interdisciplinary open stage. Performance Art, Music, Comedy, Poetry, Pooping… whatever. A home for the truly weird and whimsical.

RULES
-6 minutes of stage time
-No Heckling
-No fire – Sorry witches
-If you make us say “Holy Shit” with your performance, you get a free drink.
-There is always a writing contest.
-There is most likely a beer chugging contest.
-No throwing chicken wings

-keep it weird

FREE (we never turn an artist away. There is a suggested donation of $5)
SUNDAYS at 9pm (Sign up at 8:30)
at
The Creek and The Cave
10-93 Jackson Ave, Long Island City, NY
creeklic.com

10:00 PM

The Grandstand

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10:00 PM

The Grandstand

  • Downstairs

It’s Sunday night at the Creek and the Cave, and we’re haven’ us an open mic! Come throw your name in the bucket and receive exactly what you deserve. This is The Grandstand, goddammit! Hosted by Ian Kitchen. Starts at 10pm

Monday, November 5th

The Kaleidoscope is an experiment where friends and strangers get together and perform. Every week, four improvisers will form teams with whom they have never performed to create teams that have never existed and will never exist again. Like a kaleidoscope: every time you look you will see something different. Hosted by Tao Yang

Andy Sandford hosts a secret lineup of some of the funniest standups that NYC has to offer. All doing their newest, rawest, most untested material. Witness the birth of comedy gold, or the death of a once promising premise. Both will likely happen, and that’s the beauty of the process. It’s all good, because the comedians are all good.

Tuesday, November 6th

6:00 PM

Butt Factory

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6:00 PM

Butt Factory

Lonely orphan boy, Tim Unkenholz, got his most cherished wish of all when one night he was visited by a blue fairy who granted him his very own comedy open mic.

“It shall be called, ‘Butt Factory’!” proclaimed the fairy.

“Why?” asked Tim, but the fairy disappeared in a marvelous cloud of vanilla glaze. Now Tim and his new comedian friends gather together every Tuesday at 6pm to laugh and clap in hopes of summoning the fairy so he can explain this puzzling combination of words—and maybe life itself.

2 minutes of stage time to help Tim conjure the Butt Factory Fairy!  Come on down!

No one likes you…….GOOD!
       Welcome to The Dump!: A Goddamn Storytelling Show!
        This is where Jake Hart(RISK!; Nights of Our Lives) hosts NYC’s funniest storytellers & YOU! Get 8 MINUTES of stage time to tell any ONE true story ya’ll want.  No themes, no judgments.  Just a room full of shitty people scrambling for a reason to live.

Open Mic-“Rapid Fire”
Free!
Tuesdays 11:00pm
Taco Tuesday- $5 Taco & Tecate
Hosted by Michelle Slonim

—3 minutes—
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Wednesday, November 7th

A filthy podcast featuring stand-up comedians Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith. Listen in every week as they discuss the skankier sides of life, love, and stand-up comedy…..

11:00 PM

Punch & Pie

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11:00 PM

Punch & Pie

  • Downstairs

Every Wednesday at 11:00, Matthew Tenenbaum will give you 3 minutes to tell jokes, curse, rant, read poetry (please don’t read poetry) and drink booze. We’re gonna have a real good time together. Come on down! And tell people we have punch and pie. More people will come if they think we have punch and pie

Thursday, November 8th

6:00 PM

Free Puppies

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6:00 PM

Free Puppies

  • Downstairs
Ross Parsons (Frozen sperm love child of country music legend Gram Parsons) and Trey Galyon (Bastard son of Trey Anastasio and some bead jewelry vendor) spend all week visiting animal shelters around the city and finding the cutest puppies to bring to this open mic and give away as prizes for the best jokes of the night.  You get 2 minutes to shine and all it cost you is a hug……and maybe you leave with a new best friend.
DISCLAIMER:  Actual live puppies are NOT brought to, nor given away at this open mic  
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