Shows

Tuesday, December 17th

Calise Hawkins is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actress. Her standup has been featured on NBC’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Russell Simmons Presents Live At The El Rey on Comedy Central, FOX’s Gotham Live, TV Guide’s Stand Up in Stilettos, Nick Mom’s Night Out, among others. She has written for Comedy Central’s @Midnight and Hood Adjacent, MTV’s Totally Clueless, Girl Code, and Charlemagne’s Uncommon Sense. Calise was a cast member on Oxygen’s Funny Girls and was recently featured on Viceland’s Danny’s World.

  • Upstairs
No one likes you…….GOOD!
       Welcome to The Dump!: A Goddamn Storytelling Show!
        This is where Jake Hart(RISK!; Nights of Our Lives) hosts NYC’s funniest storytellers & YOU! Get 6 MINUTES of stage time to tell any ONE true story ya’ll want.  No themes, no judgments.  Just a room full of shitty people scrambling for a reason to live.
  • Upstairs

Paul, Khalil, and Jared host with music from Allison Soul.

 

Line up TBA.

11:00 PM

Fight or Flight

11:00 PM

Fight or Flight

  • Downstairs

Hosted by Colin DiGarbo. He’s doing just fine.

Wednesday, December 18th

“Stay Tuned! Someone will be Fired!” -The Celebrity Aprrentice

Are you sick of the same boring 100,000 versions of “A Christmas Carol”? Are you burned out on Ebinezer Scrooge? Good! This fun multi-character version stars Trump, Melania, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Jackie Collins, Charles Manson, + introducing Saucy Jones; Staten Island’s most offensive comedian.

Starring Kevin Janaway | Directed by Marissa Pepple | Written/produced by Kevin Janaway + The Affordable Theater Project

Calise Hawkins is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actress. Her standup has been featured on NBC’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Russell Simmons Presents Live At The El Rey on Comedy Central, FOX’s Gotham Live, TV Guide’s Stand Up in Stilettos, Nick Mom’s Night Out, among others. She has written for Comedy Central’s @Midnight and Hood Adjacent, MTV’s Totally Clueless, Girl Code, and Charlemagne’s Uncommon Sense. Calise was a cast member on Oxygen’s Funny Girls and was recently featured on Viceland’s Danny’s World.

Barely Making It is a 3 year running stand-up comedy show every 1st and 3rd week of the month featuring some of NYC’s best young stand-up comics. The show is sometimes hosted by a bear and always produced by Meghan O’Malley, Adrian Davidson and Brittanie Sheree.

  • Downstairs

Every Wednesday at 8 pm, Tyler Mead hosts this weekly open mic competition. Comedians have 3 minutes to do material, and each week a winner will be crowned based on arbitrary unexplained reasons, awarded a prize, and offered a spot as guest host the following week. Tell jokes, laugh, and fight for the crown! (Crown not included.)

11:00 PM

Lizard Brain

11:00 PM

Lizard Brain

  • Downstairs

Lizard Brain is a completely free open mic where everyone gets 3 min. Cool hang, cheap drinks, + great jokes. Hosted by Lizzy Cassidy.

Thursday, December 19th

6:00 PM

Free Murda

6:00 PM

Free Murda

  • Downstairs

Hosted by Shane Gayle

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