Shows

Tuesday, June 13th

6:00 PM

Butt Factory

ButtFactory

6:00 PM

Butt Factory

Lonely orphan boy, Tim Unkenholz, got his most cherished wish of all when one night he was visited by a blue fairy who granted him his very own comedy open mic.

“It shall be called, ‘Butt Factory’!” proclaimed the fairy.

“Why?” asked Tim, but the fairy disappeared in a marvelous cloud of vanilla glaze. Now Tim and his new comedian friends gather together every Tuesday at 6pm to laugh and clap in hopes of summoning the fairy so he can explain this puzzling combination of words—and maybe life itself.

2 minutes of stage time to help Tim conjure the Butt Factory Fairy!  Come on down!

No one likes you…….GOOD!
       Welcome to The Dump!: A Goddamn Storytelling Show!
        This is where Jake Hart(RISK!; Nights of Our Lives) hosts NYC’s funniest storytellers & YOU! Get 8 MINUTES of stage time to tell any ONE true story ya’ll want.  No themes, no judgments.  Just a room full of shitty people scrambling for a reason to live.

10:00 PM

Hyperbole

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10:00 PM

Hyperbole

Hyperbole is THE ABSOLUTE BEST comedy show in New York City! If you’ve ever been to another comedy show and thought to yourself, “This show is the best!” then you’re silly because this one is even better. It can’t be beat! We give out free pizza and beers! And hosts Brian Bahe and Stu Melton bring you the BEST of New York City stand up comedy. Come check out the “hype” (get it??!?!). By the way…did we mention this show is REALLY GOOD!?

10:00 PM

You Were Saying

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10:00 PM

You Were Saying

“You Were Saying” is a monthly, themed stand-up comedy show that relies on audience anecdotes to give comics their material. After one of the hosts (Connor, Alex, or Ryan) delivers their opening bits on the month’s theme, an audience member is asked to recite their own theme-related story to give the following comic their starting joke. It’s a fun, fun time for everyone. 

Open Mic-“Rapid Fire”
Free!
Tuesdays 11:00pm
Taco Tuesday- $5 Taco & Tecate
Hosted by Michelle Slonim

—3 minutes—
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Wednesday, June 14th

6:00 PM

Ragtag Team

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6:00 PM

Ragtag Team

  • Downstairs

Good news, Misfits! We’re putting together a Ragtag Team every Wednesday night at 6pm. Come join our merry band, where you’ll have 5 minutes to work on your new jokes. Names pulled from the bucket. Hosted by Kaity Neagle and Irene Hartmann

Barely Making It is a weekly stand-up show featuring some of NYC’s best young stand-up comics. The show is sometimes hosted by a bear and always produced by Meghan O’Malley (Awkward Sex and The City), Adrian Davidson (Actors Project NYC) and Erick Hellwig (MTV, Funny Or Die).

A filthy podcast featuring stand-up comedians Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith. Listen in every week as they discuss the skankier sides of life, love, and stand-up comedy…..

Part Weekend Update, part Daily Show, the G.E.E.K. Show will provide up to the minute satirical commentary on the issues of the day in Pop Culture, specifically of the “Nerd and Geek” variety. Co-hosts John Minus and Dillon Stevenson skewer the often ridiculous world of geek news. The show will also feature stand-up comedy from the areas most passionate comedians. At the end of the show we interview a comic about what they are geeky about, because we all are a geek about something. The show would ideally be monthly

Thursday, June 15th

6:00 PM

Free Puppies

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6:00 PM

Free Puppies

  • Downstairs
Ross Parsons (Frozen sperm love child of country music legend Gram Parsons) and Trey Galyon (Bastard son of Trey Anastasio and some bead jewelry vendor) spend all week visiting animal shelters around the city and finding the cutest puppies to bring to this open mic and give away as prizes for the best jokes of the night.  You get 2 minutes to shine and all it cost you is a hug……and maybe you leave with a new best friend.
DISCLAIMER:  Actual live puppies are NOT brought to, nor given away at this open mic  
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