Shows

Sunday, March 11th

  • Downstairs

Sunday nights at 9pm

The Original NYC Talent show is a real New York tradition. It’s an interdisciplinary open stage. Performance Art, Music, Comedy, Poetry, Pooping… whatever. A home for the truly weird and whimsical.

RULES
-6 minutes of stage time
-No Heckling
-No fire – Sorry witches
-If you make us say “Holy Shit” with your performance, you get a free drink.
-There is always a writing contest.
-There is most likely a beer chugging contest.
-No throwing chicken wings

-keep it weird

FREE (we never turn an artist away. There is a suggested donation of $5)
SUNDAYS at 9pm (Sign up at 8:30)
at
The Creek and The Cave
10-93 Jackson Ave, Long Island City, NY
creeklic.com

Monday, March 12th

6:00 PM

Raining Buckets

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6:00 PM

Raining Buckets

  • Downstairs
Put your name on a piece of paper and pray to the gods it will rain down into the hands of either Jacob Lie or Stu Melton. Or don’t…your chances of getting called up are about the same either way (100% chance!). This is the open mic you need no matter what it’s like outside. Come in and forget the sunshine. No windows. No fresh air. Just the way we like it!

The Kaleidoscope is an experiment where friends and strangers get together and perform. Every week, four improvisers will form teams with whom they have never performed to create teams that have never existed and will never exist again. Like a kaleidoscope: every time you look you will see something different. Hosted by Tao Yang

Andy Sandford hosts a secret lineup of some of the funniest standups that NYC has to offer. All doing their newest, rawest, most untested material. Witness the birth of comedy gold, or the death of a once promising premise. Both will likely happen, and that’s the beauty of the process. It’s all good, because the comedians are all good.

11:00 PM

PBR &Scrap Paper

PBR and Scrap Paper logo

11:00 PM

PBR &Scrap Paper

Start the week off right, cheap Pabst Blue Ribbon and new jokes fresh off the napkin. At least four minutes to work out this week’s new material. 11pm-ish, names get drawn from a bucket, hosted by Joseph Robert.”

Tuesday, March 13th

6:00 PM

Butt Factory

ButtFactory

6:00 PM

Butt Factory

Lonely orphan boy, Tim Unkenholz, got his most cherished wish of all when one night he was visited by a blue fairy who granted him his very own comedy open mic.

“It shall be called, ‘Butt Factory’!” proclaimed the fairy.

“Why?” asked Tim, but the fairy disappeared in a marvelous cloud of vanilla glaze. Now Tim and his new comedian friends gather together every Tuesday at 6pm to laugh and clap in hopes of summoning the fairy so he can explain this puzzling combination of words—and maybe life itself.

2 minutes of stage time to help Tim conjure the Butt Factory Fairy!  Come on down!

  • Downstairs

‘Sup is an open mic that showcases female, queer, and gender non-conforming voices. It is an experimental space for people to try new things and express themselves.

It’s fun & chill. Come try stuff.

No one likes you…….GOOD!
       Welcome to The Dump!: A Goddamn Storytelling Show!
        This is where Jake Hart(RISK!; Nights of Our Lives) hosts NYC’s funniest storytellers & YOU! Get 8 MINUTES of stage time to tell any ONE true story ya’ll want.  No themes, no judgments.  Just a room full of shitty people scrambling for a reason to live.

Open Mic-“Rapid Fire”
Free!
Tuesdays 11:00pm
Taco Tuesday- $5 Taco & Tecate
Hosted by Michelle Slonim

—3 minutes—
lottery early bucket and late bucket

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