Monday, October 22nd
Tuesday, October 23rd
Lonely orphan boy, Tim Unkenholz, got his most cherished wish of all when one night he was visited by a blue fairy who granted him his very own comedy open mic.
“It shall be called, ‘Butt Factory’!” proclaimed the fairy.
“Why?” asked Tim, but the fairy disappeared in a marvelous cloud of vanilla glaze. Now Tim and his new comedian friends gather together every Tuesday at 6pm to laugh and clap in hopes of summoning the fairy so he can explain this puzzling combination of words—and maybe life itself.
2 minutes of stage time to help Tim conjure the Butt Factory Fairy! Come on down!
Wednesday, October 24th
“LAN Party is a comedy show hosted by the creators of Hard Drive, the video game section of The Hard Times! Each month, a guest comedian plays one of their favorite video games in front of a live audience and, along with a panel, rips it apart with jokes. Plus, the whole thing is live-streamed right onto the internet, so you can join in and interact with the show no matter where you live!”
We’re taking the piss out of people’s assumptions, prejudices, stereotypes…running everything up to the ridiculous “inevitable conclusions” of letting certain dumb shit go unquestioned.
Featuring standup from four of NYC’s best comedians, gathering after to riff on each other’s least favorite assumptions and those of our crowd, and a special message of the week from our host, Kat Burdick.
Every Wednesday at 11:00, Matthew Tenenbaum will give you 3 minutes to tell jokes, curse, rant, read poetry (please don’t read poetry) and drink booze. We’re gonna have a real good time together. Come on down! And tell people we have punch and pie. More people will come if they think we have punch and pie